Heck, has it been that long? Have I become unexcited with the writing of blogs? Bah! I didn't think I'd ever join the D Lister's of bloggers; not that I was ever an A Lister, in your world anyways.
It's been almost a year yet I've got not much to say. It hasn't been as epic of a year as I'd hoped; I thought I'd be an astronaut by now or something; traveling to the moon and being all space like. Shucks, what stellar thing shall I write about to entertain you folks with; shall I tell you about the muffins I made today? They were quite delicious. They were banana-nut-oat-chocolate-chip-wheat-can't-eat-just-one-unless-you're-being-health-conscious-which-isn't-my-best-asset muffins. Tastey. But eating them right out of the oven is never a good plan because the flavours haven't absorbed so it inevitably ends up tasting like fire would (or fire wood, ha. take your pick). Yep, as untastey as fire. Shiz. Reading this is probably as terribly as watching your grandmother shower, so I'll try to move onto something more interesting.
Hmm, what's more interesting than muffins? Oh, how about a top 10 list. I've really always wanted to do one, but for what? OH! My life the past year. Good one. Though I don't know how many readers I've still got out there. But let me check: "Hello out there. Can any of you read me?" Silence. Sigh. It's what I figured, but hey lets just pretend you're all still out there and give this a shot.
10. Finished my third year of University with flying colours (even though I don't really know what that exactly means, I didn't see no rainbow)
9. I didn't get pregnant. That's always a winner in mentioning.
8. I purchased the miracle of entertainment; an Ipod touch and baby, it's bitchingly awesome.
7. I got re-hired at that fabulous camp I worked at later, but didn't win over the guitar playing hunk of hubba-hubba.
6. Adopted the words "epic," "romantical," and "stellar" in my daily vocabulary of musings
5. Felt the pain of washing my phone in a load of laundry. Sure I got a clean smelling phone, but it didn't work-what's the use in that! Pft.
4. Broke my leg at the end of my summer job tripping over a pile of shoes, what up Murphy's Law
3. Worked on the autocraphical book I'm writing. Though it's the best crap I've ever encountered.
2. Realized that a secret identity on blog sites doesn't work when you're excited to show friends your posts
1. One that I'm not happy about, and it does not deserve to be in the place of #1 : I caved and got a bitching twitter. But since you know now, give it a shot, be my bitch and follow me! www.twitter.com/monyyas...
Alright, so let's see if this new start to writing this blog again kicks off.
For now, don't forget to tuck your pillow under your bed; dust mites are for sleeping.
On another note, I've gotta get better material.
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